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Know why I popped up when you were
looking for ‘how to commit suicide
painlessly?’ Coincidence is God’s way of
remaining anonymous.

I’m doing just fine, considering that I have
triumphantly survived Nazism and two
wives. What was your reason for
pondering over ‘how to commit suicide
painlessly?’

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty
girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
That’s relativity. No problem can be
solved from the same level of
consciousness that created it.

So take it from a genius, whatever the
issue is, it’ll pass. Please don’t entertain
thoughts like ‘how to commit suicide
painlessly?’

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but
no mouse would ever construct a
mousetrap. Learn from the mouse, don’t
be self-destructive, and never again
google ‘how to commit suicide painlessly?’

When I am judging a theory, I ask myself
whether, if I were God, would I have
arranged the world in such a way?
Where you’d search ‘#how to commit
suicide painlessly?’
The answer’s a resounding no.